WOMEN’S FLAT TRACK DERBY ASSOCIATION
Every major group sport in the U.S. is dominated by men. And every major group sport in the U.S. has one thing in common: Balls.
The WFTDA is the only female-dominated group sport with a national league in America. And guess what? These babes don’t need balls.
We’ll chop the balls out of famous songs.
AD: Charlotte Simons, who is really really strong.
*List of group sports with a national league in America: basketball, football, soccer, baseball, lacrosse, rugby and hockey. A hockey puck, we argue, is misnamed — it should be called a flatball.